Tuesday, June 24, 2014

The only thing we can accomplish if we go back to Iraq

...will only stay accomplished if we stay there forever or until we destroy ourselves economically.

We can't have the oil without dumping more trillions on perpetual war...not to mention World War, once Iran and Saudi Arabia finally say "Fuck it," and own up to their engagement there. And if we're going to have a world war, hey, let's invite Pakistan to join us. Of course, if you're going to invite Pakistan, you have to invite India. They hate each other! After all, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and we can always use another friend. Right, India?

Shit, invite Afghanistan! They've gotta be pissed off at somebody. Why shouldn't they get a chance to be part of the war? Of course, all the A-List terrorists have already moved from Afghanistan to Syria, so we have to invite that shit show, for the entertainment value at least. They'd be insulted if we didn't.

Oh, goddammit, if Syria comes, Russia has to as well. Oh, all right. I mean, what's a good game of "Spin the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile" without Vlad?

Somehow I feel that all the oil in the Universe could never pay off enough to make that war worth fighting.

We should try to replace all the infrastructure in Iraq that we destroyed (and here, at home would be nice too), make sure they have as many schools and a grid and the shit we broke. We just have to know who the fuck we can trust with our money, like someone who won't take our Marshall Plan money and spend it on Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles and genociding the opposition.

We need to get all enlightened interfaith clergy to start channeling energy for PEACE. We've got to support autonomous self-determination for the parties in Iraq, and offer them one helluvan incentive to peacefully organize and seek answers, to think outside the sandbox. Do some confederation that is FAIR.

We need George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Theresa, Abraham, Jesus, Moses, Mohamed, John Lennon, Bobby Kennedy, David Ben Gurion, Nelson Mandela, all the groovy Sufis, Voltaire, Rousseau and all the Philosophs and anybody who made the supreme sacrifice for the greater good and raised the human race higher....

That's what we should do.

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